i am a droid sent by human beings to crash your life. now please handle me your life or i'll pull that life cord from your soul.
okay, that's a joke.
well, you see. i'm not much of a joker. i don't joke much and I failed each and every time I try to make people laugh.
but that doesn't mean i suck in making people feel happy about their lives. i always give good advice, and i always care for the person that i love.
so please, just once, please make me feel useful in this world. please make me realize how easy it is to be accepted. i don't give a damn about how, all i want is a chance.
just one last chance on my one last breath.
Sent by Maxis from my BlackBerry® smartphone